Family Guy

Yes..I'm a huge Family Guy fan..I can say that I have watched EVERY episode up till date. I just love the humor that the writers can punch in every 10 seconds..sometimes i have to watch it 2 times to make sure I didn't miss the punchlines. Gosh this is a clip from episode 84 and I didn't get this until my second viewing .. BUT LOLS... You guys know that I went to the Madonna concert not long ago rite.. crap..I was laughing out loud..I totally vote this the funniest line in this episode..

Setting: The Grammy Awards

Announcer: And the award for the biggest posse goes to.........(drumroll)........ JA RULE
Madonna stands up in anger and disbelief: WHAT????????
Announcer trying to explain: No, Madonna...Posse.... POSS-E
Madonna sits back down: Oh...

Hey..who gets this joke?? or doesnt???

Shanghai Sharks

Last Night I went to the Shanghai CBA game, it was so kool. A nice ball game where we won！Yey!
The guy in the pic , he's the captain of the Shanghai team. Scored 23 points, double double at least. Super Point Guard!!!!!! My hero......

Tenderness

Excerpt from Life is Elsewhere, Milan Kundera

Tenderness comes into being at the moment when life propels a man to the threshold of adulthood, and he anxiously realizes all the advantages of childhood he had not appreciated as a child.

Tenderness is the fear instilled by adulthood.

Tenderness is the attempt to creat a tiny artificial space in which it is mutually agreed that each will treat the other like a child.

Tenderness is also fear of the physical consequences of love; it is an attempt to take love out of the world of adults (where it is insidious, coercive, heavy with flesh and responsibility) and to consider a woman as a child.

Dreamsssss

Ok..so someone said I should document my dreams ..coz apparently they're kinda funny...
Anyway..so here goes.. last nite was kinda weird to me as I guess I had approximately 50 dreams last nite..I kinda slept.. had like 2-3 dreams..woke up..then tried to sleep again coz i was tired..toss and turned..then had a few more dreams..woke up..then u get the picture. I　think I never got to my deep sleep cycle cos my dreams were too intense.

Dream #1 - Maybe I've been watching Nip tuck too much..and I personally think Joey Yung has overexposure in media. I dreamt that the bad boy Edison posted a picture of Joey on his infamous blog, of which that pic shows that she was sleeping but then she had these lines drawn on face..like those on plastic surgery. Then she goes on TV telling everyone sayting that she swears to God that she had not have any work done on her..Interstingly enough ..the only thought that was going thru my head was.."Damn..that new hair do looks good on her..I should get something like that..."
Yeah Yeah.. when I woke up from that dream I also had the thought that I was a "Inconsiderate souless vain bitch"

Dream#2 - Now this is some scarry shit, let me tell ya. I had this dream that I was sleeping in my Shanghai apartment. And out of nowwhere I feel a man's hand on my chest (not breast..but chest)..needlessly to say I panicked..coz even in a dream..I figured that for that hand to be placed that way..that man must be inside my walls or something. Then I tried to get up..but I couldn't cos the hand was pushing me down hard and I was paralysed..then I tried to push it off but then it grabbed my hand..i struggled and struggled and finally woke up..then found that my own right hand was placed on my chest..and the feeling that I had in the dream was caused by my own right hand..its kinda heavy you kno...so then i went "CHIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... ho choi jek"..which is.."Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww.....!!!!!!!!!"

Dream#3 - By this time I have already had been tossing and turning had a lottta dreams.. then I dreamt that I woke up..brushed my teeth...put on my contacts...changed clothes... ONly to find out by my alarm..that I had to do it all over again..
Well... sucksss to be me..