Wednesday, September 20, 2006

My zero tolerance for taxi drivers that snubs you for no reason

Okay.. those of you who know me well. KNOS that I'm quite an impatient person.

Things that I hate include:
  • Waiting for mainland waiters
  • Waiting outside a restaurant
  • Waiting to make a consensus decision(even with a bunch of best frds)..Geez just move on already
  • Getting my schedule or plans changed abrubtly (My hairstylist likes to change my appointments a lot, and sometimes my friends say they're at one place..but they didn't tell me that they switch venues)
  • Waiting for ppl in GENERAL ...i think..

But what I most hate and I just can't bring myself to tolerate are fucking cab drivers that snub you.
So this happened in the afternoon...

Background: I just finished accompanying my client to go shopping (sooo boring)..and he was in a rush to attend a conference..and I was in a rush to go back to the office..and needless to say it was during rush hour where we were on the busiest street in Shanghai

Me: Would you please take him to the Shangrila in Pudong
(Peeping thru the side window..to help my non-chinese speaking client give directions)

Cab guy: No

Me: What?? Excuse me? The Shangrila in Pudong.. its near the hyatt..

Cab guy: I'm not going there... I don't know the way
(Rude tone)

Me: What??? Don't tell me that you don't know how to go to Pudong..
(Aggrivated)

Cab guy: I don't know
(A lying tone)

Me: That's impossible ..how can you not know how to go to Pudong? This is Shanghai..and you don't know how to drive to Pudong?
(Bitch mode)

Cab guy: Well..if I dont' know then I don't know
(Sarcastic and full of himself tone.. which everyone knows he's lying)

Me: THAT'S ricidulous..is that your number? (Pointing to his taxi driving plate located in the front seat..coz you can complain about the driver if you're not satisfied with the service)

Cab guy: Oh ..you want to see it..here..here..remember it..(Pulls out the plate..and shows me)
(Sarcastic..and impolitely of course)

Me: Fine... Fine.. Don't worry..I'm copying it right now.. Don't worry..I won't forget to copy your liscense plate too
(Going a bit psycho bitch here...punchin in his number in my phone)

Cab guy: ..............

Me: Yeah..i got it already.. now take off.. "Zou le!!!"
(Giving him the finger simultaneously)

But of coz..like almost instantly after I gave him the finger....I immediately regreted it as I just zapped myself into reality again and realized that .. yes.. my client was standing beside me the whole time.. I'm sure he didn't understand what we were saying but I'm pretty sure he understood the finger..***Okay now.. you guys can stop shaking your heads in disapproval..*** I mean when u're in the moment..

Me to Client: I'm sorry ...but that guy was just being an asshole..
(To wrap up my behaviour..in an embarrassed but still pissed tone)

Yeah...well..2043364..you heard me.. FUCK YOU..

Saturday, September 16, 2006

I killed a roach today....

I killed a cochroach today.... =(
it was the scarriest thing...one of the vices living alone...normally in this situation..i would just tell somebody and my family members will kill it. But since im living alone today.. i pondered if i should just leave it alone for like half an hour..then i decided that i should kill it. (For sanitary reasons of coz)

Of coz I was screaming when i was pounding it with the toliet brush or whatever its called... the worst part was that I had to pick it up with a kleenex. I don't know if it was my paranoia or what but I swear it was moving when I was picking it up. I just yelled and threw it in the toliet of the guest bathroom. I don't think I'm going there for a while..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

and EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Monday, September 04, 2006

Stupid Drunk...Poonstar..Poonbear...

Poon and I have always been mean and sarcastic towards eachother, and we'd often exchange sneering remarks. We're like teenage siblings that hate eachother. Anyway, I've noticed that Poon gets more bitchy and aggressive when he's drunk and I've decided to document his harrassments and go public with it.

Labour Day Weekend MSN chat conversation

bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
yawwwwwwwn
Wren: Goodbye Agassi! :
fuck
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:
i'm so fucking meat drunk
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
its sunday
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
whats wrong wid u
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:
it's labour day
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:duh
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:BBQ weekend
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
ohhhhhhhhh
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
whoops
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
so u're having a bbq?
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:
YEA
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:
dumbass
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:
fuck
Wren: Goodbye Agassi!:
you're so dumb
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
SHUDDDUP
Wren: meat drunk:
you shutup, you stupid cell-phone losing bimbo
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang???:
the aggressive sarcastic poon is back
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
u ARE drunk
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
i want a steak
Wren: meat drunk:
come here then
Wren: meat drunk:
i just ate a carne asada steak
Wren: meat drunk:
and some sausages
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
whos here?
Wren: meat drunk :
and also had about 20 wings
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
wooly back yet?
Wren: meat drunk :
no
Wren: meat drunk :
fucking customs btiches
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
i want wings
Wren: meat drunk :
come over
Wren: meat drunk:
the door is open
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
do u have enuff liquer tho
Wren: meat drunk :
yeah
Wren: meat drunk :
i just made a bunch of margaritas
Wren: meat drunk :
triple sec and jose cuervo
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
yummmmmmmmm
Wren: meat drunk :
have about 12 bottles of wine on my rack in the kitchen
Wren: meat drunk :
and a couple beers
Wren: meat drunk :
fuck
Wren: meat drunk :
come over
Wren: meat drunk :
you stupid bitch
Wren: meat drunk :
you're so fucking useless
Wren: meat drunk :
get your ass over here
Wren: meat drunk :
and drink w/ me
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
lols......
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
yey..i want to
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
i need to document u're drunken sarcastic harrasments..ill save this converation
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
anybody else that i kno is here?
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
mossam?
Wren: meat drunk :
your mom is here
Wren: meat drunk :
and your dad too
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
wtf
Wren: meat drunk:
they are drunk
Wren: meat drunk :
i think they're making out in the bathroom right now
Wren: meat drunk :
fuck
Wren: meat drunk :
they're so noisy
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
dude don't go there man
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
gonna slap you good when i see u next time..even when im not drunk
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
yea?
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
bring it on bitch
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
s
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
you're a pussy
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
that's the best you can do?
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
slap me over msn?
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
bah
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
i thought you were better than that pang
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
obviously i thought wrong
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
lols...go back to hk during october..i'll be back by then
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
i can't
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
sorry
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
you have to come here
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
why can't u? just get a ticket
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
cuz
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
i dont want to get deported
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang???:
why would u get deported for going to HK
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
cuz
Wren: BBQ meat drunk:
i'm a pirate
Wren: BBQ meat drunk 说:
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
matey!
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
lols.. this is funny ..u stupid idiot
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
you're an idiot
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :tu es idiote
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
hey take some pics
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
of u're party
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
why
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
so you can look at them?
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
screw you
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
you fucking whore
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
i hate you and your nihilistic ways
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
fuck
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :
i'm gonna make a martini
Wren: BBQ meat drunk :brb
bobopang really really wants a stethoscope..like really..haha..sounds like pangpangpang??? :
i hope u don't puke

After that..its like another hour of meaningless mocking...i mean.. come on.. how could i NOT bitch slap this guy????