Get this? Eva had never seen fat women dance at a strip club before, so lo and behold, a trip to Montreal was in order with yours truly, Chueeey, and the trip leader himself, Warren FH Poon. Little did Warren know, that he was but a pitiful figurehead in the grand scheme of things. He reluctantly assumed the position, upon which drunk dai lo (chuey) grabbed him from behind, and started drilling him like two bears fucking in the forest. Now, it is common knowledge that Eva used to wrestle bears. So as you can see the story goes well beyond the realm of parental control. Ok, the truth of the trip can really be summed up in a single word: sodomy! And poutine. The 5 hr voyage was rather uneventful, save Eva mooning a schoolbus full of little kids, so we'll begin the recap at Alto's, a place of pure bliss and the best $6 you can spend outside of a cheap dirty hooker.
That, however, is another story altogether. All I can say is, those bedsheet stains will be impossible to remove.
So, for those of you who have never set foot in the city of Montreal before, let me say this: if you love tits, and you love ass, and you love french pussy, well, really there is no better place to be. So yes, after Alto's, we began our romp of the city, hopping from bar to bar, waitress to waitress. And now we are here: in our hotel room, pre-drinking with a healthy combination of vodka, cold poutine, and Red Bull. Don't forget Kronenbourg - French beer originally brewed in 1664, which is pretty much the average number of drinks Eva downs in an hour. I haven't seen her in prolly 6 to 8 years but she's still a menace to society and an addict to the Smirnoff. Her one weakness in life, however, will always be her "hoong meen" that is in full effect tonight. Later on, we will visit a club and realize the full potential of our old pedophile perversions. Poon just took a shit, but as he states, it was not as big as the one he took in Super Sex last night. Yes, read that sentence again, Poon took a shit in Super Sex - most likely the lowest point in his life except for the time he fucked that midget in the cowboy hat. Well, at least he never made out with his own sister, as Chuey did. And yes, Chuey has a very hot, very asian, sister. On that note, we shall end this post, as Eva seems to be waking up and will not appreciate us blogging on her site. Happy Halloween, and Je me souviens!
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Road Trip Montreal
First of all.. thx Woogie..... haha for giving me such a great time in L.A. He treated me for dinner.... lunch... Laker's game.... drinks... What the hell... he's my sugar daddy... heheheh anyway.. woogie..i wuv u.... i had such an amazing time in L.A. I am soooooo coming back again... and u kno it...
And so it is... Poon, Chueeey and I are on a road trip to Montreal... what the hell?? can you believe it? I can't!!!!. I was in Appleby yesterday and I got tricked into taking a picture ...Anyway.. I saw so many teachers.. I was sooo happy.. i saw bysouth, dobson, sewell, zuke, cutie, kuyper, tilley, ERIN CATER , its just so amazing. I had no idea how much I was missing Appleby since I went back. Everything felt so so familiar but then I felt so misplaced at the same time. Sigh... how i wish i was in Appleby studying... forever...
Montreal is great... Poon is kinda sick..but me and Chu.. we're drinking it up..anyway I hope Poutine would make Poon better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so it is... Poon, Chueeey and I are on a road trip to Montreal... what the hell?? can you believe it? I can't!!!!. I was in Appleby yesterday and I got tricked into taking a picture ...Anyway.. I saw so many teachers.. I was sooo happy.. i saw bysouth, dobson, sewell, zuke, cutie, kuyper, tilley, ERIN CATER , its just so amazing. I had no idea how much I was missing Appleby since I went back. Everything felt so so familiar but then I felt so misplaced at the same time. Sigh... how i wish i was in Appleby studying... forever...
Montreal is great... Poon is kinda sick..but me and Chu.. we're drinking it up..anyway I hope Poutine would make Poon better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Let's go Lakers Let's go...
Lakers Harness Bobcats
Kobe Bryant scored 25 points Friday to lead the Lakers to a 109-93 win over visiting Charlotte. Chris Mihm and Brian Cook chipped in with 14 points apiece and Kwame Brown added 11.
Hohoho.. so last night I went to a Laker's game...and luved it. Wooly hooked us up with amazing seats. Hmmm.. I wonder if Shanghai has NBA TV... oh well.
Dunk it....!!!!!
Kobe Bryant scored 25 points Friday to lead the Lakers to a 109-93 win over visiting Charlotte. Chris Mihm and Brian Cook chipped in with 14 points apiece and Kwame Brown added 11.
Hohoho.. so last night I went to a Laker's game...and luved it. Wooly hooked us up with amazing seats. Hmmm.. I wonder if Shanghai has NBA TV... oh well.
Dunk it....!!!!!
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Turkey Istanbul
So it is my last journal entry of my trip..............Tukey Istanbul
Yes.. so we arrived at Sulvanmet in 6am but we had no sign of Tim...he was supposed to meet us in the Bus Stop... (I'm sorry Tim.. we didn't mean to trick u to come with us to Istanbul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
We went to search for Hostels and so we ended up with Mavi Guesthouse.. It was a pretty nice deal.. with breakfast included... I showered...and tried to get ready.. but for some reason .. my eyes were like burning...and it felt like hell.. so I went for breakfast and hoped it felt better.. but it didn't .. so I went back to the hostel and took a power nap for like 2 hrs.. and I got like a fever in between during my sleep..then we were off to the Blue Mosque.. it was quite an experience .. very peaceful and it was Ramadan also. After that we went to the "Grand Bazaar" . I thought I did quite well on bargaining..after that we went to a very n ice Turkish Bath place.. it was amazing..and tit actually cured my cold!!!!! Lastly we went to the Ramadan festival near the Blue Mosque and we ate a lot!
2nd day at Istanbul, we woke up and went to Hagia Sphia, it was a special place with lots of art pieces.. i think it was my favourite place in Istanbul. Then we walked to Egypt Plaza..and we walked on the bridge to the New European side of Istanbul during sunset. It was a coincidence that we walked into an art gallery on our way back to home, we walked in... bought a few post cards for a very resonable price ..and ended up having dinner with the artist painter and enjoyed their Ramadan meal with them. Again, we went to Turkish bath for one last time coz it was so so enjoyable, then we went to have Turkish Pipe with the ppl we met in the art gallery .. and lastly we went to an exlusive club called "dali"... danced danced and dance.. what a way to finish our trip....... ne.. mariko chan.. ehhhhhhhh.. samishi yooo...
To conclude.. this trip was a great experience for me.. mostly becoz of the ppl I met during it.. Eventho I didn't get the emails of most of them. We were at the same place in the same time..and our paths crossed.. we inspired one another with our own stories..and that was truly the most amazing part of it.
Yes.. so we arrived at Sulvanmet in 6am but we had no sign of Tim...he was supposed to meet us in the Bus Stop... (I'm sorry Tim.. we didn't mean to trick u to come with us to Istanbul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
We went to search for Hostels and so we ended up with Mavi Guesthouse.. It was a pretty nice deal.. with breakfast included... I showered...and tried to get ready.. but for some reason .. my eyes were like burning...and it felt like hell.. so I went for breakfast and hoped it felt better.. but it didn't .. so I went back to the hostel and took a power nap for like 2 hrs.. and I got like a fever in between during my sleep..then we were off to the Blue Mosque.. it was quite an experience .. very peaceful and it was Ramadan also. After that we went to the "Grand Bazaar" . I thought I did quite well on bargaining..after that we went to a very n ice Turkish Bath place.. it was amazing..and tit actually cured my cold!!!!! Lastly we went to the Ramadan festival near the Blue Mosque and we ate a lot!
2nd day at Istanbul, we woke up and went to Hagia Sphia, it was a special place with lots of art pieces.. i think it was my favourite place in Istanbul. Then we walked to Egypt Plaza..and we walked on the bridge to the New European side of Istanbul during sunset. It was a coincidence that we walked into an art gallery on our way back to home, we walked in... bought a few post cards for a very resonable price ..and ended up having dinner with the artist painter and enjoyed their Ramadan meal with them. Again, we went to Turkish bath for one last time coz it was so so enjoyable, then we went to have Turkish Pipe with the ppl we met in the art gallery .. and lastly we went to an exlusive club called "dali"... danced danced and dance.. what a way to finish our trip....... ne.. mariko chan.. ehhhhhhhh.. samishi yooo...
To conclude.. this trip was a great experience for me.. mostly becoz of the ppl I met during it.. Eventho I didn't get the emails of most of them. We were at the same place in the same time..and our paths crossed.. we inspired one another with our own stories..and that was truly the most amazing part of it.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Turkey Cappadocia
An absoultely excrutiating 10 hrs bus ride to Cappadocia, arrived at 6am in the morning and freezing cold. I'm sick already and that totally didn't help. We then checked in a cave hotel called Shoe String, it was a tiny place but it was absolutely beautiful. When we arrived in Cappadocia it was a wonderful sight when we saw the hot air balloons as a lot of ppl do those tours in the morning. Amazing .. but too high budget for us tho. Then I powered napped for 2 hours, took a hot shower then went hiking around the area. Mariko, Donja(a sweet German girl we met on our bus ride) and I went to Goreme Open Air Museum which were oddly shaped caves and churches, then we walked through Red Valley and Rose Valley which had very cute mountains which looked like ice-cream. I was sooooooo hungry as I didn't eat breakfast nor lunch but we just decided to continue to walk to Cauvsin where we walked up to the mountain of an old church. At first we decided to take the dolmus (which is the local bus system) home but we figured we could have just walked and that was another 3km... Gosh..... I was walking from 11am- 7pm non-stop!!!!!!! But it was worth it!!!
Next day in Cappadoccia, we joined a local tour which starts at 9:30am, first we went to see the Panoramic View of Goreme which was breathtaking, then we went to a Underground city where people would hide and stay during wars in old days. Then we had a short hike in Ihlara Valley and it was beautiful... I loved it!!! Then lunch at the end of the valley. We then went to Selime to see the star-wars "look alike" site and Avanos for some shopping where I bought something special for Saimun, but I seriously think I got a TOURIST price for that. Lastly, we went to see the fairy chimneys which is so cute!! But they look like my most hated enemy..... mushrooms...
Last day in Cappadocia, Mariko , Tim (an aussie we met during the tour) and I went for a hike in Pigeon Valley which was amazing and the hike actually took us to Uchisar where we had an amazingly cheap buffet lunch, I think it was the first time that Mariko and I ate so so much!!! Then after lunch we visited the castle in Uchisar, and Tim went back to Goreme coz he decided to go with us to Istanbul, so Mariko and I continued to walk the Honey Valley and White Valley. The hike may not have as much lovely landscapes to see but it was great. I have never felt so free coz I couldn't see any other living person from miles and miles away, for a moment it felt like I owned the whole Cappadocia..the best feeling anyone can have I spose....
and so to to final destination ..Istanbul....
Next day in Cappadoccia, we joined a local tour which starts at 9:30am, first we went to see the Panoramic View of Goreme which was breathtaking, then we went to a Underground city where people would hide and stay during wars in old days. Then we had a short hike in Ihlara Valley and it was beautiful... I loved it!!! Then lunch at the end of the valley. We then went to Selime to see the star-wars "look alike" site and Avanos for some shopping where I bought something special for Saimun, but I seriously think I got a TOURIST price for that. Lastly, we went to see the fairy chimneys which is so cute!! But they look like my most hated enemy..... mushrooms...
Last day in Cappadocia, Mariko , Tim (an aussie we met during the tour) and I went for a hike in Pigeon Valley which was amazing and the hike actually took us to Uchisar where we had an amazingly cheap buffet lunch, I think it was the first time that Mariko and I ate so so much!!! Then after lunch we visited the castle in Uchisar, and Tim went back to Goreme coz he decided to go with us to Istanbul, so Mariko and I continued to walk the Honey Valley and White Valley. The hike may not have as much lovely landscapes to see but it was great. I have never felt so free coz I couldn't see any other living person from miles and miles away, for a moment it felt like I owned the whole Cappadocia..the best feeling anyone can have I spose....
and so to to final destination ..Istanbul....
Turkey Pamukale
I know this is not real time but I have to do the places that I visit in separate entries for easier reading.
And so we were off to Pamukale, it took a 3 hr bus ride and I was in the most unconfortable seat but still I slept most of the way. At first it was raining, but then the sun came out, Mariko and I decided to visit Pamukale today eventho we would be in the town the whole day tmr coz we were afraid that it will rain. So we walked up the white calcium mineral roads and it was very very very painful and it was even more more more painful on the way down. But it was ok, coz it was beautiful. We soaked our feets in the warm thermal water while watching the sunset. I must say it was a bit of a disappointment as from the postcards that I have seen, the site is not as beautiful as before most probably because of the massive tourists.
The next day in Pamukale we just chilled in a cafe with a panoramic view of it and slept in it for the whole afternoon. How relaxing!!
Travertines
The view on top with the sun rays
And so we were off to Pamukale, it took a 3 hr bus ride and I was in the most unconfortable seat but still I slept most of the way. At first it was raining, but then the sun came out, Mariko and I decided to visit Pamukale today eventho we would be in the town the whole day tmr coz we were afraid that it will rain. So we walked up the white calcium mineral roads and it was very very very painful and it was even more more more painful on the way down. But it was ok, coz it was beautiful. We soaked our feets in the warm thermal water while watching the sunset. I must say it was a bit of a disappointment as from the postcards that I have seen, the site is not as beautiful as before most probably because of the massive tourists.
The next day in Pamukale we just chilled in a cafe with a panoramic view of it and slept in it for the whole afternoon. How relaxing!!
Travertines
The view on top with the sun rays
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Turkey Kusadasi Ephesus
The ferry from Santorini to Kusadasi was excrutiating.. 3.5 hours to Paros.. overnite 9 hours to Samos.. then 1 and half hours to Turkey Kusadasi. Funny side note = on the boat I chatted up with a funny policeman from HK..and we were sharing the photos.. but I forgot to catch his name..so if he reads this blog..just a big "hello" to him.
At first we were supposed to meet this guy for Artemis Inn but he came late so then we went to this other inn which I was glad! We had our first taste of Apple tea... and it was delicious!!! We walked around town for a bit and cooked some wonderful pasta for our dinner. And in the common lounge I meet a lot of ppl from all around the world, it was wonderful and I feel like a true backpacker now.
Later then, Mariko and I had a game of pool .. which we pretty much sucked at..and it took over an hour to finish the game..but while we were playing, we met a wonderful couple , most definitely the cutest I've ever met. And they invited us to go dancing with them and the inn manager "Apo" which was great fun!!! I justed loved hanging around the couple coz they just had an aura of happiness and love and just lookin at them makes me feel happy too!!
And so it goes... we partied too hard that nite and we woke up late..and went to Ephesus during the afternoon, the light was good for taking pictures.. but it was still amazing to walk the ruins. Mariko had her wonderful performance of singing in an ancient theatre...and she did well .. hehe
At first we were supposed to meet this guy for Artemis Inn but he came late so then we went to this other inn which I was glad! We had our first taste of Apple tea... and it was delicious!!! We walked around town for a bit and cooked some wonderful pasta for our dinner. And in the common lounge I meet a lot of ppl from all around the world, it was wonderful and I feel like a true backpacker now.
Later then, Mariko and I had a game of pool .. which we pretty much sucked at..and it took over an hour to finish the game..but while we were playing, we met a wonderful couple , most definitely the cutest I've ever met. And they invited us to go dancing with them and the inn manager "Apo" which was great fun!!! I justed loved hanging around the couple coz they just had an aura of happiness and love and just lookin at them makes me feel happy too!!
And so it goes... we partied too hard that nite and we woke up late..and went to Ephesus during the afternoon, the light was good for taking pictures.. but it was still amazing to walk the ruins. Mariko had her wonderful performance of singing in an ancient theatre...and she did well .. hehe
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